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Your Call – - haha

admin — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 08:58:46 +0000

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that’s one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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Phone Call

admin — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 15:58:46 +0000

A young boy answers the phone.

A man says, "Hello is your dad around?"

The boy whispers, "Yes."

The man then asks if he can talk to him.

"He’s busy at the moment," the boy whispers.

"Then is your mom there?"

"Yes" the boy whispers.

"Can I talk to her?"

"No, she’s busy," the boy whispers.

"Is there anyone else there?"

"Yes" whispered the boy.

"Who?" the man asked.

"A policeman," came the whispered reply.

"Well, can I talk to him?"

"He’s busy too," the boy whispered.

"Is there anyone else there then?"

"Yes" whispered the boy.

"Who then?" the man asked.

"A fireman," the boy whispered.

"Can I talk to him?"

"No," the boy whispered, "he’s busy."

Annoyed, the man asked what they were all doing.

"Looking for me." the boy whispered.

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Last Challenge And The Best Call – Ahmed Deedat (3/12)

admin — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 08:27:53 +0000

Part (4/12): www.youtube.com Last Challenge And The Best Call – a lecture by Sheikh Ahmed Deedat in Jubail Industrial City, Saudi Arabia on July 24, 1991. Sheikh Ahmed Deedat: In 1986, the King Faisal Foundation awarded the King Faisal International Prize for SERVICE TO ISLAM, to a South African who is more or better known than many dignitaries in their own countries. This was the first time that this prestigious award has been awarded to a South African. The recipient of this award was a man totally dedicated to his faith and its propagation and who was not afraid to challenge any one to a debate to settle once and for all the matter, who has the good news right? He was none other than Sheikh Ahmed Deedat, reverently known and called UNCLE by those who hold him in high esteem and admiration. The award came after a lifetime of struggle to propagate Islam and to defend Islam against the onslaught of the missionaries. Finally, he was given recognition by the international Muslim community that he deserved and focused more sharply the attention of the Muslim world on the most important aspect of his work, the challenge to propagate Islam. This was his life long ambition to focus the Muslim world’s attention and resources on the propagation of Islam, and at last he succeeded. What a moment of jubilation, achievement and personal gratification for Sheikh Deedat the award was, a turning point in his life. Sheikh Deedat did not have much formal schooling, but he was self-taught …

Last Challenge And The Best Call – Ahmed Deedat (11/12)

admin — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:28:34 +0000

Part (12/12):www.youtube.com Last Challenge And The Best Call – a lecture by Sheikh Ahmed Deedat in Jubail Industrial City, Saudi Arabia on July 24, 1991. Sheikh Ahmed Deedat: In 1986, the King Faisal Foundation awarded the King Faisal International Prize for SERVICE TO ISLAM, to a South African who is more or better known than many dignitaries in their own countries. This was the first time that this prestigious award has been awarded to a South African. The recipient of this award was a man totally dedicated to his faith and its propagation and who was not afraid to challenge any one to a debate to settle once and for all the matter, who has the good news right? He was none other than Sheikh Ahmed Deedat, reverently known and called UNCLE by those who hold him in high esteem and admiration. The award came after a lifetime of struggle to propagate Islam and to defend Islam against the onslaught of the missionaries. Finally, he was given recognition by the international Muslim community that he deserved and focused more sharply the attention of the Muslim world on the most important aspect of his work, the challenge to propagate Islam. This was his life long ambition to focus the Muslim world’s attention and resources on the propagation of Islam, and at last he succeeded. What a moment of jubilation, achievement and personal gratification for Sheikh Deedat the award was, a turning point in his life. Sheikh Deedat did not have much formal schooling, but he was self-taught …

Late Night Call

admin — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 14:12:34 +0000

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don’t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear"

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Mama’s Family – Obscene Call pt 2

admin — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 15:18:42 +0000

Enjoy!

Modern Warfare 2: The Ken Burton Show Part 19: The Family Commentary (Call of Duty: MW2 Gamplay)

admin — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 11:24:34 +0000

www.youtube.com Click this to watch Part 18! Modern Warfare 2: The Ken Burton Show Part 19: The Family Commentary (Call of Duty: MW2 Gamplay) Sub-Base but commentary is a joint effort. Me my Wife Heather and my Son Dan (DTB1996). Well worth a listen Guy’s DIRECTOR’S CHANNEL www.youtube.com FOR MORE GAMEPLAY GOTO: www.youtube.com TAGS: cod4 cod5 cod6 world at war modern warfare two mw2 gaming game suck footage call of duty cod IGN Games Action Extreme Shooter FPS Modern Warfare Tips Tricks help ps3 xbox xbox360 360 pc Sir Tristran comedy spoof gameplay greatest funny youtube Machinima Christmas new year yt:quality=high UPC 47875333376 PS3 047875837492 XBox 360 XBox360 X360 0047875333376 PC MPN 83747 Infinity Ward Activision

An Ernest Call – The Atheist Experience #627

admin — Tue, 04 May 2010 09:53:10 +0000

Former Christian Ernest from Harrisburg, PA used to go to supermarkets to throw people out of their wheelchairs… Segment of The Atheist Experience #627 of October 18, 2009, withMatt Dillahunty and Don Baker. Topic: The Bible vs. Pro-Life. This entire episode can be watched on Blip.tv: ► blip.tv (Note: the WMV file on Blip.tv appears to be damaged. Play or download the FLV version instead.) What is The Atheist Experience? The Atheist Experience is a weekly cable access television show in Austin, Texas, geared at an atheist and non-atheist audience. The Atheist Experience is produced by the Atheist Community of Austin (ACA), a nonprofit educational corporation to develop and support the atheist community, to provide opportunities for socializing and friendship, to promote secular viewpoints, to encourage positive atheist culture, to defend the first amendment principle of state-church separation, to oppose discrimination against atheists and to work with other organizations in pursuit of common goals. ► www.Atheist-Experience.com ► http ► www.NonProphetsRadio.com Watch The Atheist Experience live (Sundays) ► tinyurl.com Support the ACA (donations/membership): ► www.Atheist-Community.org ► www.Atheist-Community.org ► Blog: AtheistExperience.blogspot.com ► Wiki www.IronChariots.org ► DVDs atheist-community.org ► Cartoons: Atheist-Community.org ► E-mail: tv@atheist-community.org

God’s Call To His People

admin — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:39:37 +0000

@seekHm1st> Okay folks…..let’s get rolling.
@seekHm1st> Welcome to the CCNET Server Meeting and Bible Study
@seekHm1st> Okay then, let’s open with a word of prayer and just move right into the study.
@seekHm1st> Father, we thank You for who You are.
@seekHm1st> We come before You this evening with hearts open for the changing……
@seekHm1st> and for the growing that Your knowledge and instruction bring.
@seekHm1st> We ask that You would work in our hearts and prepare them to learn what You have for us.
kbmomof7> yes, Lord God
@seekHm1st> That You would makes not "hearers only"
@seekHm1st> but "doers" of Your Word.
@seekHm1st> That You would give us the wisdom and the courage to carry it from here…out into the world that so sadly needs it.
kbmomof7> yes, Lord
@seekHm1st> We ask that You would make clear to us our callings
@seekHm1st> that just as You used Jeremiah and stood by his side, giving him strength and reassurance
@seekHm1st> that we could be much more concerned with Your will
@seekHm1st> and Your glory than the reactions of men.
@seekHm1st> We ask that the words of our mouths, and that the meditations of our hearts would be acceptable in Your sight Lord.
@seekHm1st> In Jesus’ name we ask it
@seekHm1st> Amen
Snapstur> Amen
kbmomof7> Amen
sarahw> amen
@seekHm1st> Okay…….
@seekHm1st> When we last left off it was at the very beginning of Jeremiah chapter 2
@seekHm1st> And Jeremiah, called by some the "weeping prophet" was called by God
@seekHm1st> He had been given a very hard job.
@seekHm1st> It would be to call out to a people whose hearts were hardened.
@seekHm1st> And whose nation was on the way down the tubes.
@seekHm1st> Their fate was sealed.
@seekHm1st> By that I mean that God knew how they would respond to His prophet.
@seekHm1st> Yet…….
@seekHm1st> We will see God’s heart in all of this.
@seekHm1st> God had told Jeremiah…….
@seekHm1st> 1:18 For, behold, today I have made you a fortified city, and an iron pillar, and bronze walls against the whole land, against the kings of Judah, against her princes, against her priests, and to the people of the land.
@seekHm1st> 1:19 And they shall fight against you; but they shall not overcome you. For I am with you to deliver you, declares Jehovah.
@seekHm1st> God didn’t give Jeremiah a flowery account of the work he would be doing.
@seekHm1st> "Okay Jeremiah…it’s gonna be smoooooooth dude."
@seekHm1st> "You can drive a Cadillac, and live on your own tropical island on weekends."
@seekHm1st> No.
@seekHm1st> He would be against the kings, the priests, the princes and all the people.
@seekHm1st> He would be "almost" alone in this whole thing.
@seekHm1st> It was not a nice, rosy picture.
@seekHm1st> Jeremiah would not be "living his best life now"
@seekHm1st> So now God lays out……fleshes out his calling.
@seekHm1st> When the Lord called Paul (Saul then) to be an apostle……..
@seekHm1st> and brought about that very tremendous change in his life……
@seekHm1st> The Lord laid out His ministry and showed Paul all that Paul must suffer in carrying it out
@seekHm1st> And when Paul (still blinded) arrived at the city of Damascus………
@seekHm1st> and in his mind probably still VERY confused by what had just happened to him……
@seekHm1st> having been on the way to Damascus fuming…..ready to bring to fruition the threats in his heart against this new "sect"
@seekHm1st> called Christianity
@seekHm1st> he wanted to murder them
@seekHm1st> They were going against the teachings of the Pharisees
@seekHm1st> he experienced a life-changing experience
@seekHm1st> He came before the Lord.
@seekHm1st> And the Lord showed him what would happen to him.
@seekHm1st> Ananias laid hands on Paul………….
@seekHm1st> and he too had been confused and concerned
@seekHm1st> because Paul had been wreaking havoc on the church
@seekHm1st> But God told him that Paul was a chosen vessel unto Him
@seekHm1st> When God tells people to do hard things……..
@seekHm1st> almost always in the Scriptures the reaction is one of "I’m not qualified to do that"
@seekHm1st> but Paul still made that commitment
@seekHm1st> Sometimes you will hear pastors say things like………..
@seekHm1st> just become a Christian……….
@seekHm1st> And life will become easy……….
@seekHm1st> It will be nice…..
@seekHm1st> and you will just float on into heaven
@seekHm1st> Did Jesus say that?
@seekHm1st> No.
@seekHm1st> The reality is…..
@seekHm1st> He said if they didn’t receive Me they aren’t going to want to receive you.
@seekHm1st> If the persecuted Me they will persecute you too.
@seekHm1st> Because the servant is not greater than his Master
kbmomof7> amen
@seekHm1st> I don’t think we will be doing any great service to people to tell them to become a Christian because it will be easier
@seekHm1st> I think when the matter comes up we should tell them the truth
@seekHm1st> It isn’t always easy to be a Christian
@seekHm1st> It isn’t always easy to serve.
@seekHm1st> "Take up your cross and follow Me."
@seekHm1st> But…..
@seekHm1st> as the Lord said to Jeremiah……
@seekHm1st> I will put a wall around you.
@seekHm1st> I will be your defense.
@seekHm1st> Some would ask……..as we will see later…….
@seekHm1st> "But things happened to Jeremiah"
@seekHm1st> that weren’t pleasant
@seekHm1st> he went to jail
@seekHm1st> other things too
@seekHm1st> How did God protect him?
@seekHm1st> Was Jeremiah’s soul protected?
@seekHm1st> Yes.
@seekHm1st> Will we see Jeremiah in heaven, before the very throne of God one day?
@seekHm1st> I think we can say, yes!
@seekHm1st> And like Jeremiah…….
@seekHm1st> when we are faithful……
@seekHm1st> we will see the hand of God at work in our lives.
@seekHm1st> and it will be wonderful
@seekHm1st> 2:1 And the Word of Jehovah came to me, saying,
@seekHm1st> 2:2 Go and cry in the ears of Jerusalem, saying, So says Jehovah, I remember you, the kindness of your youth, the love of your betrothals, when you went after Me in the wilderness, in a land not sown.
@seekHm1st> Now this is the first message that Jeremiah has to deliver for God
@seekHm1st> That Israel at one time had been eager to please God
@seekHm1st> And it really is a pathetic thing
@seekHm1st> Really it is when you look at it.
@seekHm1st> It isn’t unlike Jesus calling to the church of Ephesus
@seekHm1st> "Sure…..you’ve got your rallies, you’ve got your programs going, you’ve got people crowding through the doors……
@seekHm1st> but ohhhhhhhhh I have this against you."
@seekHm1st> You have LEFT your first love.
@seekHm1st> And REMEMBER……..
@seekHm1st> from whence you’ve fallen.
@seekHm1st> When we opened up with background on the state of the people at this time……..
@seekHm1st> remember that there had been revival
@seekHm1st> but it had only been a surface thing
@seekHm1st> a cultural thing
@seekHm1st> not………
@seekHm1st> a heart thing.
@seekHm1st> God is calling those in Israel through Jeremiah to do the very same thing here.
@seekHm1st> To remember their first love.
@seekHm1st> For Him.
@seekHm1st> He remembered their praises of Him.
@seekHm1st> Their love of Him.
@seekHm1st> That they had written love songs to Him.
@seekHm1st> And He was recalling it to them now.
@seekHm1st> They had been dedicated to Him.
@seekHm1st> Name it God, and we will do it.
@seekHm1st> Israel was holiness unto the Lord.
@seekHm1st> 2:3 Israel was holiness to Jehovah, and the firstfruits of His increase. All that devour him shall offend; evil shall come on them, says Jehovah.
@seekHm1st> 2:4 Hear the Word of Jehovah, O house of Jacob, and all the families of the house of Israel.
@seekHm1st> 2:5 So says Jehovah, What injustice have your fathers found in Me, that they have gone far from Me and have walked after vanity, and have become vain?
@seekHm1st> 2:6 Nor did they say, Where is Jehovah who brought us up out of the land of Egypt, who led us through the wilderness, through a land of deserts and of pits, through a land of dry places, and of the shadow of death, through a land that no man passed through, and where no man lived?
@seekHm1st> 2:7 And I brought you into a plentiful country, to eat its fruit and its goodness; but when you entered, you defiled My land and made My inheritance an abomination.
@seekHm1st> 2:8 The priests did not say, Where is Jehovah? And they who handle the Law did not know Me; the shepherds also rebelled against Me, and the prophets prophesied by Baal, and walked after things not profitable.
@seekHm1st> Now……
@seekHm1st> when the priests become corrupted……..
@seekHm1st> then what can you expect?
@seekHm1st> There are so many guys behind the pulpit today…………
@seekHm1st> I hate to say this………..
@seekHm1st> but they are so liberal in their thinking………
@seekHm1st> that they really don’t even qualify………
PrayerSoldier> amen
@seekHm1st> or meet the criteria for what a Christian is.
@seekHm1st> That’s harsh.
@seekHm1st> I know.
@seekHm1st> But it’s so true.
@seekHm1st> They have throngs of people in their churches
@seekHm1st> But what they are preaching is no longer even the gospel
@seekHm1st> It isn’t the blood of Christ that redeems people from their sin
@seekHm1st> according to these men
PrayerSoldier> amen and they will so be judged by it
@seekHm1st> and women
@seekHm1st> I agree Donna
@seekHm1st> And I hope they change
@seekHm1st> They give rosey speeches
@seekHm1st> They speak in platitudes
PrayerSoldier> as my pastor said last night " compromise " has taken place
@seekHm1st> "It’s so nice to be nice"
@seekHm1st> "So go out and be nice this week."
@seekHm1st> Does that save anyone?
@seekHm1st> Does that fulfill the gospel?
@seekHm1st> Does that communicate the gospel.
@seekHm1st> Don’t get me wrong
@seekHm1st> I’m not advocating NOT being nice
@seekHm1st> Because we want people to see the love of Jesus in who we are
@seekHm1st> But they need to hear the story
@seekHm1st> They need to hear the gospel
PrayerSoldier> sometimes love hurts though
@seekHm1st> And WE need to be present and willing to tell the TRUTH
@seekHm1st> about who God is
@seekHm1st> And why He sent His Son
@seekHm1st> and we need to be unashamed
@seekHm1st> and unafraid
@seekHm1st> Born again means something
@seekHm1st> it is thrown around as a general term these days
@seekHm1st> It’s even used to sell things
@seekHm1st> "Your hair can be born again"
@seekHm1st> buy our shampoo
@seekHm1st> lol
@seekHm1st> I shouldn’t laugh, because when I really think about it I get steamed.
PrayerSoldier> Laugh Out Loud
@seekHm1st> It is a thrill to be able to share Jesus and His truth with people
@seekHm1st> and it is a privilege
@seekHm1st> Yet………
@seekHm1st> sometimes we get an opportunity……..
@seekHm1st> and we get butterflies in the stomach
@seekHm1st> Think about what Jeremiah must have had rumbling in his tummy
@seekHm1st> He was speaking to a whole nation
@seekHm1st> and it was guaranteed to him by Almighty God that they would not receive him
@seekHm1st> 2:9 Therefore I will contend with you, says Jehovah, and with your son’s sons I will enter into judgment.
@seekHm1st> 2:10 For pass over the coasts of Kittim, and see; and send to Kedar, and carefully consider, and see if there is such a thing.
@seekHm1st> 2:11 Has a nation changed their gods who are yet no gods? But My people have changed their Glory for that which does not profit.
@seekHm1st> What God is talking about here…….is people changing their false god systems
@seekHm1st> People in false systems just don’t DO that
@seekHm1st> There whole religion is so deeply wrapped up in their cultural aspects
@seekHm1st> that people just don’t CHANGE their gods……
@seekHm1st> even those who worship false gods
@seekHm1st> Realize now that I am speaking generally.
@seekHm1st> 2:11 Has a nation changed their gods who are yet no gods? But My people have changed their Glory for that which does not profit.
@seekHm1st> 12 Be amazed, O heavens, at this, and be horribly afraid; be completely desolated, says Jehovah.
@seekHm1st> Be amazed O heavens………..
@seekHm1st> You wonder…..were the angels like……..
@seekHm1st> slapping their foreheads?
@seekHm1st> lol
PrayerSoldier>
@seekHm1st> I mean…..do you ever wonder if they do that with some of the disastrous mistakes WE make?
PrayerSoldier> yeah like … what are they doing ?
@seekHm1st> The things that we are going to fall headlong into because of our own folly?
@seekHm1st> 2:13 For My people have committed two evils; they have forsaken Me, the Fountain of living waters, to hew out cisterns for themselves, broken cisterns that can hold no water.
@seekHm1st> They had forsaken God……..the very FOUNTAIN of living water
@seekHm1st> There are so many times when water is used as a symbol of life because water is so essential to survival
@seekHm1st> for life
@seekHm1st> And the Lord so often uses the physical as an example of the spiritual
@seekHm1st> and……..
@seekHm1st> I guess we will have to leave it there this time.
@seekHm1st> lol
@seekHm1st> And we’ll pick it up again next time
@seekHm1st> Let’s pray and I’ll get ya outta here
@seekHm1st>
@seekHm1st> Father,
@seekHm1st> Your Son told us that if any man thirsts………..
@seekHm1st> that we should come to Him and to drink freely of Him and that He would well up living water within us
@seekHm1st> That He is the living water for us
@seekHm1st> that we would never "thirst" again
PrayerSoldier> yes Lord
@seekHm1st> We are so thankful for that Father.
@seekHm1st> We thank You that this is given to us
yes, thank You Father
@seekHm1st> because there is no one in this room who deserves it.
@seekHm1st> Yet….
@seekHm1st> In the same way that You were gracious to even the people of Jeremiah’s day
@seekHm1st> offering them Your grace in the face of their sin…..
@seekHm1st> calling them to come back to You………..
@seekHm1st> because You are that generous
@seekHm1st> that giving
@seekHm1st> We don’t want any broken cistern Father
@seekHm1st> We want You
@seekHm1st> Because only You are worthy
@seekHm1st> Worth of praise
@seekHm1st> We thank You for loving us
PrayerSoldier> yes Lord we want you only you are worthy
@seekHm1st> And we praise the name of Your holy Son in whose name we pray
@seekHm1st> Amen
PrayerSoldier> amen
napstur> Amen

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call

admin — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:03:46 +0000

Morris, an Arizona man, had himself cloned. To get acquainted the two guys hiked into the woods, talking as they walkedbut the clone, as it turned out, had an incredibly foul mouth. He cussed, cursed and swore nonstop, until finally, just to shut him up, the man shoved the clone off a cliff.

Soon afterward, Morris was arrested. The charge?

Making an obscene clone fall!

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