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TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." — TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! — TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" [...]