A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don’t know, some woman wanting to know if [...]
Entries Tagged as 'late'
The Late Late Show – “Lewis Black”, 6.19 (2008)
July 10th, 2010 25 Comments
Lewis Black (Book, “Me of Little Faith”) June 19, 2008
dont be late
March 10th, 2010 Comments Off
A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while [...]
