1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don’t answer him. – Michael, 14 3. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14 4. Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9 5. Don’t squat [...]
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Useful Words Not Found in the Dictionary
February 20th, 2011 Comments Off
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn’t get it. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s, like, a serious bummer. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to [...]
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Spiritual warefare with the words we speek.
February 14th, 2011 Comments Off
It had been a terrible season in my life about 10 years back. Everything that I anchored my faith in had seemed to all fall apart. It almost seemed like my faith was mocking me. Little did I know it was God telling me time to grow up and God shook my foundation to see [...]
Faith Words Vs. Fear Words
January 13th, 2011 Comments Off
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Words
November 9th, 2010 Comments Off
Proverbs 18:21 Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof. The words death and life in this verse come from the same Hebrew words as death and life in Deuteronomy 30:19: I call heaven and earth to record this day against you that [...]
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Last Words…
August 14th, 2010 Comments Off
Friday, August 13, 2010 He was only 82 days old, and yet, as the pastor pointed out, his life said so much. This precious infants life and death will speak volumes to those who will choose to listeneven though he never uttered a word. *** He was a man of few words, but when he [...]
Tim Hawkins “Lullaby’s and Singing The Wrong Words”
August 8th, 2010 25 Comments
I do this all the time!
The Power of Words
April 16th, 2010 Comments Off
@seekHm1st> So with that……I will ask Dodi to open for us in prayer. @seekHm1st> Dodi? Dodi> thank you seekHm1st Dodi> Father GOD, we thank you for your presence here and we invite you to have your way during this time. Dodi> We thank for Bethel’s lesson that you have given her for us ….and we [...]
More Words of Wisdom from the White Tiger
February 26th, 2010 Comments Off
Fancy Titles for Ordinary Jobs: 1: Department store cashier = Retail transaction Specialist. 2: Taxi driver = Urban transportation provider. 3: Bus driver = Fixed Route Transportation provider. 4: Bus Boy = Dirty Dish Removal Specialist. 5: Waitress = Food Delivery Specialist 6: Contractor = Building Construction Specialist. 7:Bank Teller = Money Handling Specialist. 8: [...]
